The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook

A Funny Thing is Happening on the Way to Further Evolution... The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook Corporate Cannibalism is devouring the world. Our human proclivity to devour, defend, defeat and consume is consuming us. We humans all possess a proclivity to be narcissistic cannibals. We are about to to kill off humanity by killing off our host. We are leeching and leaching our way to extinction. All of us are responsible for this race to extinction. Good guys and bad guys are all pretty much the same in blame for keeping up the game. Honestly, we have to get more honest about who we are. An immediate re-design of government and the economy is the only thing that can keep our kill-for-profit instinct from getting even more out of hand. I’ve made a start on a new design. Instead of trying to reform this fundamental part of our nature, let’s use it. This is about how we might use honest cannibalism to control lying cannibalism. In our corporate cannibal controlling new system of government, we feed rich people to poor people and take all the rich people’s shit and give it back to the folks they stole it from. We think this will create peace on Earth good will toward men--and women, and children too. O.K. laugh, then. You think it’s funny, huh? Wait. There’s more. It gets worse. In the future, every penny earned in excess of a billion dollars by individuals or corporations is 100% taxed. Any individual or corporation who tries to get by with exceeding that amount of net worth, gets discorporated and eaten in a ritual communion--a ceremony in which we simultaneously affirm our true nature as cannibals and re-distribute wealth and protein from the top--making more room in the garden by consuming the top consumers. Instead of a trickle down economy a funnel down economy. It certainly makes sense on paper, which is more than you can say for money! It is also scientific! Scientists have assured me that no parasite can afford to use up one hundred percent of it’s host. Adjustments short of extinction occur in nature or else extinction occurs. We either adjust consciously or we die from our uninformed and unconscious proclivity as takers. Eating from the top is the best solution to preserve humanity by preserving our host. So we suggest: A Billion is Enough! Anything more is addiction, for which we have a cure: Cannibalism! Already a part of our nature!This the solution to global warming! The cure for a major form of cancer! Six Other Big Ideas Cannibalized from Social Science There are six important big ideas that support using our proclivity for cannibalism to actually correct the excesses of cannibalism. These ideas make up an ongoing recipe for citizen control called “deep democracy.” Government by all the people instead of government by corporations and rich people. Some people think I’m kidding when I say I want to cannibalize these ideas from our four bears who founded u.s. before they foundered us. But I’m not. Well...I’m not just kidding. Immediate Campaign Finance Reform--End campaign donations and make them against the law, punishable by stiff fines and imprisonment. All elections are paid for by the government with the same amount of funds, airtime and length of campaign for all candidates. Imagine the politicians hollering! Now that is funny! A New System of Justice--Based on sustainability instead of greed. Oh Sure! Ha! Fat chance! (Just read the chapter, smart ass!) A Truth Machine--How the world will change when getting by with lying is no longer possible! We now have the capacity to build and use a systematic sequencing of technology and human intuition to determine who is lying and who isn’t with a high degree of certainty! This is now possible, and chapter 9 of the KKK book, How We Can Know What is True, ‘splains everything. Hilarious! Dempublicrats (Dem Public Rats!) will Wikileakipedia their pants! A New, Deeply Democratic Form of Government--that has never existed before, based on scientifically validated dialogue and deliberation techniques. Six months of paid jury duty by citizens randomly selected from voter rolls will govern more wisely than any governments preceding them in history. Participants are honored with the task of a once in a lifetime opportunity to use the social technology of the World Cafe and similar proven methodologies, to govern. This allows for co-intelligent, co-hearted, brilliant empathic decision making by temporarily responsible citizens with very short term limits. It’s foolproof! It is fool proven! A World Wide Commonwealth, The United States of Being--This is not a federation of nation states or corporations. This is a one world government by humans ignoring borders, and yes, it has more power than nation states. This is controlled by the same term limited, random citizen controlled deep democracy described above, duplicated and structured world wide, ignoring geographical borders. Nation states still exist but the world economy and well-being are no longer subject to the whims of rich cannibals, because they’re overruled by compassionate citizens. Surely I must be joking! The Meritocracy--Honorary Membership in The Advisory Parliament of Contributors--People who do great things are rewarded with responsibility and pleasant lives and lots of paid vacations, for being brilliant, compassionate, hard working and doing a good job. Unbelievable! The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook ends with a list of wonderful examples of healing and recovery of our world, going on now. You’ll fall in love with humanity again. But before you get carried away there, we also provide you with a list of assholes to hate, for balance. There is a list of corporate cannibal candidates for elimination and ritual death done for free by Forbes Magazine every year! These folks, rank ordered with regard to their wealth, are the people whose goods and protein could help the evolution of redistribution and a solution through removing their pollution via execution and digestive dissolution--something we call the shit to shit program. So is this damned book a joke or not? Hard to tell. It kinda depends on you. The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook: Recipes for Ending Civilization and Avoiding Collective Suicide, is shocking to psyche and system. It is an affront to commonly held ideas of morality--as new ideas always are. But since conventional morality is what has fucked us up to this extent in the first place, what the hell? This new beginning is seriously better than anything we currently have. It outlines the transition to a sustainable world. And it is something everyone who is pissed off, tea party to socialist, can get behind because we are all being fucked equally by the super rich. We really are. Get this book at your local bookstore or Amazon or www.radicalhonesty.com. Read it and weep. Read it and laugh. Or read it and get busy. Just read it. Brad Blanton, Ph. D., Author of Radical Honesty and 5 other books. P.S. This is the best damned book I’ve ever written! No kidding! Klick here to leave comments Klick here to buy the paperback Klick here to buy the ebook	Read the first four chapters below (best in fullscreen)
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A Funny Thing is Happening on the Way to Further Evolution...

The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook

Corporate Cannibalism is devouring the world. Our human proclivity to devour, defend, defeat and consume is consuming us. We humans all possess a proclivity to be narcissistic cannibals. We are about to to kill off humanity by killing off our host. We are leeching and leaching our way to extinction. All of us are responsible for this race to extinction. Good guys and bad guys are all pretty much the same in blame for keeping up the game. Honestly, we have to get more honest about who we are.

An immediate re-design of government and the economy is the only thing that can keep our kill-for-profit instinct from getting even more out of hand. I’ve made a start on a new design. Instead of trying to reform this fundamental part of our nature, let’s use it. This is about how we might use honest cannibalism to control lying cannibalism.

In our corporate cannibal controlling new system of government, we feed rich people to poor people and take all the rich people’s shit and give it back to the folks they stole it from. We think this will create peace on Earth good will toward men--and women, and children too. O.K. laugh, then. You think it’s funny, huh? Wait. There’s more. It gets worse.

In the future, every penny earned in excess of a billion dollars by individuals or corporations is 100% taxed. Any individual or corporation who tries to get by with exceeding that amount of net worth, gets discorporated and eaten in a ritual communion--a ceremony in which we simultaneously affirm our true nature as cannibals and re-distribute wealth and protein from the top--making more room in the garden by consuming the top consumers. Instead of a trickle down economy a funnel down economy. It certainly makes sense on paper, which is more than you can say for money!

It is also scientific! Scientists have assured me that no parasite can afford to use up one hundred percent of it’s host. Adjustments short of extinction occur in nature or else extinction occurs. We either adjust consciously or we die from our uninformed and unconscious proclivity as takers. Eating from the top is the best solution to preserve humanity by preserving our host. So we suggest: A Billion is Enough! Anything more is addiction, for which we have a cure: Cannibalism! Already a part of our nature!This the solution to global warming! The cure for a major form of cancer!

Six Other Big Ideas Cannibalized from Social Science

There are six important big ideas that support using our proclivity for cannibalism to actually correct the excesses of cannibalism. These ideas make up an ongoing recipe for citizen control called “deep democracy.” Government by all the people instead of government by corporations and rich people. Some people think I’m kidding when I say I want to cannibalize these ideas from our four bears who founded u.s. before they foundered us. But I’m not. Well...I’m not just kidding.

Immediate Campaign Finance Reform--End campaign donations and make them against the law, punishable by stiff fines and imprisonment. All elections are paid for by the government with the same amount of funds, airtime and length of campaign for all candidates. Imagine the politicians hollering! Now that is funny!
A New System of Justice--Based on sustainability instead of greed. Oh Sure! Ha! Fat chance! (Just read the chapter, smart ass!)
A Truth Machine--How the world will change when getting by with lying is no longer possible! We now have the capacity to build and use a systematic sequencing of technology and human intuition to determine who is lying and who isn’t with a high degree of certainty! This is now possible, and chapter 9 of the KKK book, How We Can Know What is True, ‘splains everything. Hilarious! Dempublicrats (Dem Public Rats!) will Wikileakipedia their pants!
A New, Deeply Democratic Form of Government--that has never existed before, based on scientifically validated dialogue and deliberation techniques. Six months of paid jury duty by citizens randomly selected from voter rolls will govern more wisely than any governments preceding them in history. Participants are honored with the task of a once in a lifetime opportunity to use the social technology of the World Cafe and similar proven methodologies, to govern. This allows for co-intelligent, co-hearted, brilliant empathic decision making by temporarily responsible citizens with very short term limits. It’s foolproof! It is fool proven!
A World Wide Commonwealth, The United States of Being--This is not a federation of nation states or corporations. This is a one world government by humans ignoring borders, and yes, it has more power than nation states. This is controlled by the same term limited, random citizen controlled deep democracy described above, duplicated and structured world wide, ignoring geographical borders. Nation states still exist but the world economy and well-being are no longer subject to the whims of rich cannibals, because they’re overruled by compassionate citizens. Surely I must be joking!
The Meritocracy--Honorary Membership in The Advisory Parliament of Contributors--People who do great things are rewarded with responsibility and pleasant lives and lots of paid vacations, for being brilliant, compassionate, hard working and doing a good job. Unbelievable!

The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook ends with a list of wonderful examples of healing and recovery of our world, going on now. You’ll fall in love with humanity again. But before you get carried away there, we also provide you with a list of assholes to hate, for balance. There is a list of corporate cannibal candidates for elimination and ritual death done for free by Forbes Magazine every year! These folks, rank ordered with regard to their wealth, are the people whose goods and protein could help the evolution of redistribution and a solution through removing their pollution via execution and digestive dissolution--something we call the shit to shit program.

So is this damned book a joke or not? Hard to tell. It kinda depends on you.

The Korporate Kannibal Kookbook: Recipes for Ending Civilization and Avoiding Collective Suicide, is shocking to psyche and system. It is an affront to commonly held ideas of morality--as new ideas always are. But since conventional morality is what has fucked us up to this extent in the first place, what the hell?

This new beginning is seriously better than anything we currently have. It outlines the transition to a sustainable world. And it is something everyone who is pissed off, tea party to socialist, can get behind because we are all being fucked equally by the super rich. We really are. Get this book at your local bookstore or Amazon or www.radicalhonesty.com. Read it and weep. Read it and laugh. Or read it and get busy. Just read it.

Brad Blanton, Ph. D., Author of Radical Honesty and 5 other books.

P.S. This is the best damned book I’ve ever written! No kidding!

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